HON HON HON OMELETTE DU FORMAGE OUI OUI
How are you going to be picky about your dogs food when you don’t even provide yourself with proper nutrition.
The airmen of the week on the base billboard is so black it’s more like “who’s that Pokemon”.
Tagged as: omg I'm so bad, iys ok he's my friend, and I told him this and he laughed too, I'm funny so it's ok,
What about a job? What will you do for employment?
Note to self: 2 cups of coffee does not justify emailing your command executive captain an email stating the reason why you where sending him a blank roster was “for reasons”.
Tagged as: oh god,
On a different note, I really want to start raising dairy goats. I guess this is sort of a homage to my failure to breast feed but I really want to have cute little dairy goats that provide milk for the fam bam.
Soooooooo my EPR is about to close out and I got a firewall 5… But my chief is trying to dock me in the education section. I supervisor put “clearly exceeds” cause I took 1 college class last semester, but my chief doesn’t think 1 class merits “clearly exceeding”.
Ok. I get that 1 class isn’t outrageously amazing, but unlike 99% of the airmen in this sq I actually am taking classes to get a degree instead of just taking them for shits and giggles. Plus, I was fucking pregnant last semester, with my first child. So not only was I working 9 hours shifts on a daily while 41 weeks pregnant but I was also in school. No no I get it, you’re right sir, I should have totally taken a full course load, I was clearly being lazy by only taking 1 class. Oh wait, I forgot I also JUST finished my CDCs so I was only allowed to take 1 class…. No, but you are right, I didn’t clearly exceed standard, I’m mistaken.
MUST ME NICE TO BE ABLE TO FIT YOUR TINY BOOBS IN A LOW IMPACT COMPRESSION BRA