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I was only being a bitch cause i was acting like a bitch

Sorry I’m not sorry but the idea of an IQ is ridiculous.
Ok so mental age divided by actual age multiplied by 100 blah blah blah. And then you have these tests. These stupid tests where you do math and English and pair up geometric shapes and follow sequences. Sorry but I don’t think that constitutes intelligence. You can have someone who is fresh from middle school who can do trig off the top of their heads and then a 27 year old PhD student who is doing international relations studies so hasn’t touched trig in years. Now how are you going to say that the middle school kid has an equal or greater IQ than the older student? I think an IQ test should include stock market trends, questions about 401Ks, 16th century Polynesian poetry, and metal working. Your IQ should be based off the whole picture. Do you fucking know everything? Cool here’s your IQ it’s 150. Are you some 8 year old who is damn good at math but doesn’t understand renaissance art? Cool your IQ is 75.
Idk where I’m going with this lol.

Ahhh yes, fruits, or as we say in my country “the swollen ovaries of an angiospermae”

  • Stupid ho: I WISH my son ate vegetables, all he likes is cookies and goldfish crackers.
  • Me thinking: bitch why the fuck are you letting him eat shit for food? Fuck yea I'd only eat lard and margaritas all day if I didn't know any better. The fact that you let him taste blood has now ruined him, good job.

So I’m trying to research Germany some more and I keep getting Milso forums talking about moving out there which is not helpful at all cause they are very unhelpful and all they do is talk about getting their nails done and eating Bon Bons. But I was scrolling through the sub forums on one and noticed they didnt have a “health and fitness” section. None of the forums did


New money is so cute








This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

Remember the episode of Sam and cat when the babies did this illegally in a basement

My kid would totally do this if I’d let him. He already tries to climb our walls!

This is Adelaide

Note to dad to never hide cookies on top of the fridge




I mean, not cool, but doez emojis doe




Do you have 2 kids and still not understand basic human anatomy? You do not bleed out the same hole you pee from on your period.

How embarrassing.

What? Are you serious?

I wish sarcasm conveyed through text so I didn’t…

It’s ok I knew a girl who was preggo who didn’t know what a cervix was.



Bought my son a snow suit for when we go to Germany <3 

He has till feb 1st to fit into this so he better start growing now.


Datura, Bittersweet Nightshade, Mandrake, Fly Agaric, and Black Henbane


Castlefest 2014 13 by pagan-live-style


not mine, creds to her