Mayface

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I was only being a bitch cause i was acting like a bitch


Whenever I see old pictures of really attractive people from when they use to be ugly or fat I don’t think any less of them, if anything I think more highly of them because of all the hard work they put in to achieve what they have today.




Just realized “turducken” has the word “turd” in it





did-you-kno:

Source

ALRIGHT
This is an example of how correlation does not imply causation. Jesus.




lushmermaids:

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes





asapscience:

via ScienceAlert







Someone skipped leg day




codyrobertbro:

23 stalks of Swiss Chard from my garden 🌱🌱🌱



luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

The phrase “go make me a sandwich” was first introduced in a Saturday Night Live skit that aired on December 16th, 1995. In the skit, actor Tim Meadows appears as John-John Mackey, a weatherman who tries too hard to be hip by using confrontational language during the delivery of his forecasts. While predicting an incoming storm, he tells the storm to go make him a sandwich.

So shut up






foodffs:

Peach and Elderflower Sangria

Really nice recipes. Every hour.


lolmythesis:

Evolutionary Biology, CU Boulder




lolmythesis:

Environmental Science, Carthage College

Ziiiiiing




lolmythesis:

Computer Science, Kings College London





crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck